USA hates me!
Goddamn it! Some how they figured out my devious plot to destroy America and everything it stands for. Apparently I am a BIIG threat to national security. I can’t even cross the fuckin border to visit my friend in Washington like I do every week. So yesterday I’m driving to cross the border and I remember half way there that I forgot my package of stuff (mortgage papers, bills, checks from kpg, etc) but I just figured whatever. They usually let me through, sometimes they hassle me and make me go into secondary inspection, but usually they are ok. So of course this time they wanted me to go…

























